So what made you think you could take a life And just push it, push it around,I guess to build yourself up so high, You had to take her and break her down. - Keith Urban
You comin with those corny lines, Can’t live without me? I’ll get some flowers for the day that you are buried. No, people make mistakes, But I just think you are so fake, Only thing I want from you, is for you to stay away. - Rihanna
So I close my eyes and I kiss that frog, each time finding the more boys I meet the more I love my dog. - Carrie Underwood
They're creepy and their spooky, they're all together ooky...
You get the point... right? Well, let me just start by saying that I know not all boys are hogs. There are a few prince charming's out there. There is the rare man who has a job, a car, and a sense of respect for women. And maybe I am just bitter because I haven't been able to locate a man of this sort. None the less, this post is going to focus on the one's who have wasted my time, as well as the time of so many of my friends.
It's sort of difficult for me to sort out my thoughts, because there are just so many of them. I guess there are different types of creeps:
*The Losers: Real creative I know... but losers are those boys who lack ambition. A loser would be likely to jump from one job to the next with no real passion in life. He is lazy, unmotivated, and generally dosen't understand the word "hygene".
*The Charmer: This is a boy who will tell you what you want to hear. He's smooth, that's what draws women in, and he know's it. A charmer lacks the ability to commit, and probably isn't above using a cheesy pickup line. If you hear the words "Did you fall from heaven..." turn and run.
*The Manic Depressant: If you haven't heard the song "Hot and Cold" by Katy Perry, I would highly suggest it. A manic depressant loves you one day, and the next day he is too busy... or just not interseted anymore. So, you go on with your life... and guess what? All of a sudden you are the best thing that has happened to him... all over again.
*The D-Bag: I know... its a gross word, but it fits right? A D-Bag is physically (or not so much) attractive, and he know's it. This leads to cockiness, rudeness, and all out idiocy. Ever seen a guy come out of a tanning bed? D-Bag! Heard a boy talking about the the "Chick's" he's gonna pick up with his new waxed chest hair? D-Bag. Once again, I suggest you flee.
And Finally....
* "The One"- I guess this is where my bitterness comes in... you see "The One" is all of the previous creeps rolled into one. He lies and cheats. He jumps from one girl to the next, leavig an path of innocent (or maybe not) victums behind him. You think he is a good guy. He tells you he is, and that's what make's him the most dangerous. All I have to say is... check out a boy's past, before you give your heart away.
I'm sure it is probably pretty evident that I've been hurt by "The One", I mean, it happens to the best of us. We meet a nice guy, he tells us what we want to hear. We trust him, and give him so much of our time and energy. Then, in the blink of an eye he's on facebook talking about the new girl he's "In love" with. It's enough to make you sick, and defiently enough to make you question everything you know about love... But keep looking because that prince charming is out there somewhere. He will love you and take care of you like a real man should....
And as for those bovine who have failed to act right... all I have to say is.. Don't get mad ... get Even!
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